You Can't Make This Stuff Up

The Board of County Commissioners is meeting tomorrow night. When I opened up my packet yesterday and started reading, I was confronted by the following sentence. It was supposed to explain one of the items on our agenda. Instead, it left me bewildered. See if you can figure it out.

“Purpose Statement: To consider approval of Omnibus Contract Amendments to the Purchase and Sale Agreements for the office building and the library and the Construction Manager at Risk (CAMR) Agreement which will incorporate all previous amendments and necessary reconciliation activities to align with closing documents for the anticipated closing of the transaction later this year; and to consider approving a 40-year lease agreement for 200 spaces on the parking deck associated with the Campus project.”

Good Lord. Do you have any idea what they’re trying to say?